Raising funds for basset rescue

	Pacific Basset Feet Uniforms Western Missouri Basset Rescue outfits the Pacific Basset Feet with star-studded basset bandanas.
	Pacific Basset Feet Greeting Cards Packs of basset greeting cards featurning PBF personnel on duty are available from WMBRI.
	Salute to our Bark Forces Carolina Basset Hound Rescue salutes our bark forces with shirts, hoodies, caps, and more for the Feet's civilian support staff.

Elsinore & Charlie, Feet Musicians Army Chorus

The Pacific Basset Feet	What Shall We Do with a Drooling Basset?
We Are Part of the Basset Feet	Just Hear the Beat
True Basset Houndies	My Faborite Tings
Suppertime	Basset Lullaby

 

The Pacific Basset Feet

(tune: "Popeye the Sailor Man")

 

We are the Pacific Basset Feet.

We have wagging tails and wiggly seats.

We slide across the soapy decks,

Making all our slaves nervous wrecks.

The Pacific Basset Feet--Ahrooooo!

 

We are the best outfit in the land.

Take long naps on the warm beach sand.

We are strong to the finish,

Eating biscuit-flavored spinach.

The Pacific Basset Feet--Ahrooooo!

 

Counter cruising--a real big crime:

If you try, you'll see crate time.

Even when you're in the slammer,

Bandana uniform lets you do it with glamour.

The Pacific Basset Feet--Ahrooooo!

 

If you meet a "Feetster" in the street,

He'll do a happy dance with all four feet.

Always happy for a bellyrub,

He is really just a great big lug.

The Pacific Basset Feet--Ahrooooo!

 

Debbie and the Masterpiece Bassets

 

What Shall We Do with a Drooling Basset?

(tune: What shall we do with a drunken sailor?)

 

1.

What shall we do with a drooling basset?

What shall we do with a drooling basset?

What shall we do with a drooling basset?

Early in the morning.

 

Chorus:

Way-hay, up she rises.

Way-hay, up she rises.

Way-hay, up she rises,

Early in the morning.

 

2. Put him in the kitchen, he's a counter cruiser.

3. Clean his ears to get the gunk out.

4. Feed him a nanner cuz it makes him happy.

5. Use a basset snood to keep his ears clean.

6. Put him in his crate when he's been naughty.

7. Lift him up the stairs when he gets arthritic.

Clara

8. Pass the handi-wipes, he's droolin' all over.

9. Rub his ears and tummy til he's sleepin'.

10. Give him lots of hugs even though he's naughty.

11. Don't trust him near the fridge when the door is open.

12. Hide the treats and goodies when he's cruisin'.

Judy and Archie

 

We are a Part of the Basset Feet

(tune: "Popeye the Sailor Man")

 

We are a part of the Basset Feet.

We are a special bunch.

We sing, we hunt, we attack, we sleep.

Watch out or we'll eat your lunch!

 

Some of us can run real fast.

Some are very slow.

Some have legs longer than others;

Some are very low.

 

We are a part of the Basset Feet.

We're perfect in every way.

Basset hounds in uniform

Will brighten up your day.

 

La, la, la, la, la, la, la--

Bwa, bwa, bwa, bwa, bwa, bwa....snore.

 

yppmaureen

 

Just Hear the Beat

(tune: "42 Street")

Just hear the beat.....of basset feet

On the flotilla that I'm takin' you to......Pacific Basset fleet.

 

vlbzwick

 

 

True Basset Houndies

(tune: "We'll Rant & We'll Roar Like True Newfoundlanders," also known as "Spanish Ladies")

 

Chorus:

 

We'll rant and we'll roar like true basset houndies.

We'll rant and we'll roar, howl, and bellow

Until we find cookies and other wee treaties,

Then straight to our perches and crates we will go.

 

Farewell and adieu to you fine bowls of kibble;

Farewell and adieu all you kibble in bowls;

For we've received orders to eat til we're sated,

And take what's left over to our hidey holes

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Then we lay down nap in the sunshine,

Then we roll o'er for a nice belly rub;

Then it is time to get snacks from our momslave

Or from the dadslave--it's them that we lub.

Chorus

We walk in the park on our beautiful leashes.

We troll through the bushes for treasures unknown.

People leave behind delicious confections

That gross out our momslave as we slurp them right down.

Chorus

We guard our fair home with the loudest of voices.

We bark at all strangers to drive them away.

We bark at the kitties who trespass, and then we

Sleep in the sunshine the rest of the day.

Chorus

Adrienne with a little help from Fiona and Lucy

 

 

My Faborite Tings

(tune: "My Favorite Things" from The Sound of Music)

 

Snarfing up snackies and chasing da bugs--

Chewing mom's shoes and napping on wugs--

Full plastic garbage bags tied up with stwings--

Dese are a few ob my faborite tings.

 

Grey-colored skwirrels and crisp frozen poopies--

Sniffin' da deers and rollin' in poopies--

Chasing da birdies with blue and white wings--

Dese are a few ob my faborite tings.

 

Extwa long nappies and good belly rubs--

Rolling in stinky or better in muds--

Buddies ta pway wiff who tweat me like kings--

Dese are a few ob my faborite tings.

 

When da vacs on,

When da tunder booms,

When I'm felling sad--

I simply wemember my faborite tings,

And den I go take a nap.

 

Julie

 

 

Suppertime

(tune: "Summertime" from Porgy & Bess)

 

Supper-tiiiiime

And my houndies are hungreeee

Tails are waggin'

And yer bowls piled high.

 

With those tummies full,

There ain't nuthin' but nappin'

So hush, little puppies,

Don't you cry--iiiiiii

 

Mary and the Hooligan Hounds

 

Basset Lullaby

(tune: "Brahm's Lullaby)

 

Go to sleep, brave Feet hounds

May your dreams be of bones

May your bays always be

In sweet, dolcent tones.

May you always sail free

On seas of spring green

And may all of your days,

Be just like your dreams.

 

June and FreddieB

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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